mr krabs is a millionaire meanwhile his best employee lives in a piece of fruit shit piss me off 😡😡
Anonymous asked:
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
pharmacommissar answered:
what
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
feraligatr